Raichious Reviews

Matt reviews Stan and Ollie.

Matt takes a leisurely drive with Clint Eastwood.

If you wanna see “wokeness” ruin a decent premise,

then this is the pretentious movie for you.

This movie was pretty good.

I won’t call it best picture or anything, but pretty good.

It killed its franchise before the first spin off could be announced,

and is often decried as the worst Spider-man movie!

And Matt agrees that it's pretty bad.

But why does he love it!??

(This is one of the most personal I've gotten with these reviews and it's such a relief to get my feelings on this off my chest. Sorry if it drags a little, but I wanted to go in-depth on this)

Matt talks about one of his favourite movies of all time.
Yes…seriously.

Matt finally gets around to reviewing Avengers Engame.

Was the wait worth it?

Well, not for this video, but was the wait for the movie worth it?

The answer is yes. Yes it was.

Ant Man returns to fight crime with the help of the Wasp.

Let the shrinky hijinks begin!

The feminist takeover of movies continues,

with a review that Brie Larson doesn't care about.

Then again, nobody else cares about this review either, so not a big deal.

The big one that the last 10 years were building up too!

Was it worth it?

Matt looks at the dumbest of the MCU,

and also the most AWESOME!!!

Matt reviews Spider-man Homecoming

Matt reviews Guardians of the Galaxy 2

So Super Heroes can be Wizards now?

Matt checks it out to see how magical this movie really is.

Still a better Wizard film than the Fantastic Beasts movies.

Matt watches Avengers 3

...wait.

How does a shrinking superhero in a movie where the director quit half way through work?

The Director of Yes Man finds a way!

This sequel was pretty underwhelming.

But is it that bad?

"IIIIIIIIIII'M, HOOKED ON A MOVIE!

AND I'M HIGH ON BELIEVING,

THAT THIS FILM IS SICK!"

THE BEST MCU FILM!!!

Isn't it?

Well, we found an MCU film that Matt doesn't like.

But is there still something to like in this?

Matt and Chris talk about the Iron Man movie where the villain sucks and he's barely in his suit for most of the film.

You know, the best one!

Seriously, this is our favourite Iron Man movie.

The Movie that kick started a hundred other films trying to make a cinematic universe.

And all failed without the star power of Phil Coleson.

Matt watches a movie about men with wings on their heads, punching Nazis.

This is why comics are awesome.

Don't let my number on the title card fool you,

Matt loves this movie!

Matt struggles to come to terms with DC changing Captain Marvel's name to Shazam.

Also he watched a movie and talks about it.

Matt loves animals!

But he has reservations about cheap Necromancy.

I mean it makes sense, why would I pay for something I can do myself. But then you do it wrong, and the mess gets everywhere, and your wife is all, "just hire the professional", then I scream, "I AM THE PROFESSIONAL!". Then you swig more whiskey and try again, and make a bigger mess, next thing you know she's gone to her mothers to bitch about you.

After like 3 hours you just end up caving and hiring the guy, so it's better to save time and cough up early.

Chris joins Matt into the eye of Madness, as we look at Shyamalan's latest messterpiece.

Matt talks about a cartoon elephant and his adorable adventures.

You'll believe an elephant can fly!

(Originally an April Fools, with the remake as the title card)

Matt talks about Steve Carell playing with his dolls

(unlike me, and my rad Megazords! Totally cooler than him!)

BUY OR RENT THE FILM HERE - https://vimeo.com/ondemand/jesusbro

I originally wanted to release this review when the film first came out (I had the old set and everything).

Even after that, it took a while to finish with everything else.

However, I wanted to get this out there to help bring attention to more indy films.

If you have an Indy film you want me to check out, maybe one you shot yourself?

Please, let me know. I'd love to see more than just Hollywood this year.

Chris hijacks the camera to rant about more 50 shades.

Matt reviews All the Money in the World!

Which is how much I'd pay to escape obscurity.

Matt reviews Molly's Game!

Personally, I prefer Takeshi's challenge but to each their own.

Matt and Chris review the Disaster Artist

Matt and Chris review Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Matt reviews Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Matt and Chris review Jumanji Welcome 2 the Jungle

Matt and Chris review Jingle all the way

Matt reviews Blade of the Immortal

Matt reviews Home Alone 5!

WHY!?!

Matt reviews Home Alone 4!

Worst, Christmas, present, EVER!!!

I wanted to do something a little different with this one. Might do this more in the future. Maybe. Or not.

Matt reviews Home Alone 2!

How does the same s**t happen to the same kid twice?

Matt reviews Home Alone!

Merry Christmas ya filthy animal!

Matt reviews Elf!

Matt and Chris talk about Justice League!

A month late.

Remember in the last video when I said I was going to keep up with reviews?

Matt catches up on his film reviews.

-Flatliners

-Victoria and Abdul

-Blade Runner 2049

-Thor Ragnorok

Matt and Chris review Halloween

Matt reviews Kingsman: The Golden Circle

Matt reviews Hotel Transylvania, from 2012

Matt's busy so here's a collection of movies he's seen and what he thinks.

Please excuse the crudity of this review, I didn't have time to make it to scale or paint it.

Matt and Chris review Spider-man 3, from 2007

Matt and Chris review Spider-man 2, from 2004

Matt and Chris review Spider-man, from 2002

Matt reviews Alien Covenant

Matt reviews Alien, from 1979

Matt reviews Split

Matt reviews Lion

Matt reviews Ghost in the Shell (2017)

Matt reviews Fast and Furious 8

Matt reviews Chips!

Matt reviews Life!

Matt reviews Saban's Power Rangers!

Matt reviews Beauty and the Beast (the 2017 version).

Matt is joined by Amish in reviewing Kong: Skull Island

This movie is one of the worst I've ever seen.

I wish I was exaggerating.

Matt talks about Sing, and why you should ABSOLUTELY GO SEE THIS!

Matt is joined by Chris to talk about a lego movie, starring Batman!

Matt takes a look at the Great Wall.

The film, not the actual wall. Though that's probably cool too I guess.

Also aliens.

Matt lets Chris rant about 50 shades darker, because he didn't get round to seeing it.

Matt is joined by Chris for a movie review of Logan!

Matt looks at Lalaland.

Are the critics right, or is this another overhyped Oscar bait.

Also Matt finds his camera!

Matt looks at XXX: The Return of Xander Cage.

Will he enjoy the follow up to one of his favorite films of all time, or is it a wipeout?

Matt looks at the new Assassin's Creed movie.

Is this the game adaptation that finally works, or is it desynchronized on arrival?

In the prototype for Raichious Reviews, Matt and Chris discuss the Robocop reboot.